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STOP TOUCHING MY BOOBS! bq

crystalkittenphotography:

No one flexes like Gaston

prettycolors:

#87d67a

pottergenes:

imagine being presented with a mountain of all the bobby pins you had lost in your life

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

memeson420:

twerkingwhiteboy:

memeson420:

"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

get fuckin wrecked

dingdongyouarewrong:

fanfiction

officiallyhard:

shots fired

officiallyhard:

shots fired

protip: every gift you buy a teacher gets shared with their family so STOP BUYING THE FIRST APPLE SHAPED THING YOU SEE IN THE STORE WE GET IT APPLES AND TEACHERS ITS CLASSIC BUT GODDAMNIT WE CANT EAT A CERAMIC APPLE FIGURINE WE CANT BUY FOOD WITH A STUPID APPLE PEN HOLDER BUY YOUR TEACHERS SOMETHING USEFUL LIKE A WALMART GIFT CARD OR A MOVIE GIFTCARD OR A NICE DINNER AT THEIR FAVORITE RESTURANT BUT GODDAMNIT NO MORE OF THIS APPLE FIGURINE SHIT