emily, 21. my hobbies include netflix binge watching, pissing off random strangers, and being hotter than you.
For the first time in my 2 &1/2 years with the WDW Company, my entire next week is completely clear of shifts.
It is the scariest, most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
Literally do not move for two of those days
sometimes things are tough but look at this bun
why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with
we’re all looking at you here zeus
Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.
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